Open Wider

[TigerLady]

Open wider There was a couple going at it for the first time, and after a while, the guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider. She does and they continue. A few minutes go by and he tells her again, "Open your legs a little wider." She does, then he says again, "A little wider, hon." The woman starts getting pissed off but she does it. This continues until he asks again, "Can you open them just a little wider?" So she finally yells, "What are you trying to do; get your balls in too?" He says "No, I'm trying to get them out."


CHOPPED BY HUTT'
Soz Folks, this lil' tiger had to go to the dentist to have its teeth pulled :devil:

[misled]

funny, sounds similar to a story wacker told me about himself and a "friend" :P

[WarN[!]nG]

lol...didnt reeli find it funny but it was funny when it said chopped =]