Made me Laff

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A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little BILLY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking."

Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3
women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.

The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

The third is biting off the top off the ice cream.

Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the
one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little BILLY replied," The correct answer is 'the one
with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."

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How can you tell a macho woman?


She rolls her own tampons
:-D

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What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?


A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

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lmao....:-D

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lol :cool:

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hehe :lol:

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lol. What do you cally a prossy with no legs?


Cash an carry :-D

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Whats white an cant climb trees?


A frigde :-D

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what comes from wigan and cant spell fridge?

anyone from wigan :p

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loooool PP :-D

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rofl :-D

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Whats green and smells?














Kirmits arse........

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What has poo on its face smells of poo and eats poo?







PP :-D

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Whats got two legs and bleeds alot ?


Half a dog :D

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Whats Black and white an crawls along the ground?








A nun with a knife in her back :-D

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Mummy, Mummy why do i keep walking round in circles?






Shut up or ill nail your other foot to the floor :-D

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Mummy, Mummy whats a vampire?






Shut up and eat your soup before it clots :-D

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and i thought i had a hard up-bringing......lol:-D

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:D yer my mum todle me these. Plenty more were that came from :D. (if i can remember em :p )

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:cool: what do u call a nun that sleepwalks??



a roaming catholic:p

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hahahahaha thats well good :D

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Whats green and turns red at a flick of a switch?











A frog in a blender:D

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Steven Speilberg is auditioning for his new movie about a classical composer.

He asks Sly Stallone what part he wants to play. "Im a big fan of Chopin, i`ll play him" says Sly.

"who do you want to play?" Spielberg asks Bruce Willis.

"Mozarts the 1 for me" says Bruce.

"and what about you?" he asks Arnold Schwarzenegger.

"I`ll be bach," says Arnie.

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bit of a cheesy joke... but i like it!

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what did the blonde's woman left leg say to her right leg?







Nothing. They have never met b4.

(I apologise to anyone who is offended by this joke)

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LOL blond jokes are the best :D.






Why is Dublin the largest city in the world?







Cause it keeps Doublin and Doublin and Doublin :-D :-D :-D

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Dublin's tiny what you on about?!

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Why is RD the biggest poo onthe planet?











BECAUSE HE IS!!!! :-D :-D :-D

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HE HE

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Q) A blonde and a brunette jump of a bridge!
Which one will land in the water first!?

















A) The brunette because the blonde will get lost on the way!

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What 'cos I was asking why you thought Dublin was tiny? lol.

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Eh? I didnt say Dublin was tiny.

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RD man you should look back at the forum and read the conversation again!