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Old Forums
27-05-2003, 14:58
I just couldnt believe it!!!

04/16/03: WORKER DEAD AT DESK FOR 5 DAYS WORKER DEAD AT DESK FOR 5 DAYS (New York Times) Bosses of a publishing firm are trying to work out why no one noticed that one of their employees had been sitting dead at his desk for FIVE DAYS before anyone asked if he was feeling okay. George Turklebaum, 51, who had been employed as a proof-reader at a New York firm for 30 years, had a heart attack in the open-plan office he shared with 23 other workers. He quietly passed away on Monday, but nobody noticed until Saturday morning when an office cleaner asked why he was still working during the weekend.

His boss Elliot Wachiaski said: "George was always the first guy in each morning and the last to leave at night, so no one found it unusual that he was in the same position all that time and didn't say anything. He was always absorbed in his work and kept much to himself." A post mortem examination revealed that he had been dead for five days after suffering a coronary. Ironically, George was proof-reading manuscripts of medical textbooks when he died. You may want to give your co-workers a nudge occasionally.

Moral of the story: Don't work too hard. Nobody notices anyway

Old Forums
27-05-2003, 17:54
heeheee thats kinda cool! im gonna try that one! im jst posting randomly cos now i have 950 posts 50 more and i got the 1000 and with Gmand outta the way, the competition is way behind

Old Forums
27-05-2003, 19:15
LOL!!!!

Old Forums
27-05-2003, 19:15
PS PP

Old Forums
27-05-2003, 19:16
Im catching up wit yah :p

Old Forums
27-05-2003, 20:01
nah ya not

Old Forums
27-05-2003, 20:02
you're almost 100

Old Forums
27-05-2003, 20:02
posts away from

Old Forums
27-05-2003, 20:03
me ! !

Old Forums
27-05-2003, 20:11
Stop spamming you monkey.

Old Forums
27-05-2003, 20:11
i'll bloody over take you in a bit !


.....maybe, if i can be arsed

Old Forums
27-05-2003, 20:50
lol talk about a strange place to be in the spammer center

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 11:00
Im

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 11:01
catching

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 11:01
up

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 11:02
rather

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 11:02
fast

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 11:04
PP your such a CBer

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 11:05
Im only 70 behind you poooooooo

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 11:09
ha

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 11:09
we

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 11:10
can

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 11:10
all

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 11:11
spam

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 11:12
bich

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 11:23
you lot are crazy

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 13:55
he

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 13:56
is

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 13:56
Just thought I'd interrupt a Buch spam. Good day.

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 13:56
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Old Forums
28-05-2003, 13:57
you ass :p

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 13:57
You love me really..

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 13:59
only some times :p

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 14:00
damn that was my 888th post

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 14:01
that one was my 889th and this my 890 isnt that a cool number?

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 14:45
You are getting really desperate now arent u!!! lol

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 15:02
Yeah half way through CS he just went "I can't take this, I have to go spam the forums!" and left.

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 21:08
HAHAHAHAH which game of CS was this you fanny. I Corned Beef before i play CS :p

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 21:08
Best have a quick game then eh ;) ooo this is my 895th post :D

Old Forums
28-05-2003, 21:51
ha that was a long time ago for me cos i dont spam, i only retalliate :p

Old Forums
29-05-2003, 05:14
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