50 things women can't do

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None of the below is true but I thought it was funny!

50 things women can't do

01. know anything about a car except its colour
02. understand a film plot
03. go 24 hours without sending a text message
04. lift
05. throw
06. run
07. park
08. fart
09. read a map
10. rob a bank
11. resist Ikea
12. sit still
13. tell a joke
14. play pool
15. pay for dinner
16. eat a kebab whilst walking
17. pee out of a train window
18. argue without shouting
19. get told off without crying
20. understand fruit machines
21. walk past a shoe shop
22. make a decent bacon sandwich
23. not comment on a strangers clothes
24. use small amounts of toilet paper
25. let you sleep with a hangover
26. drink a pint gracefully
27. get a round in
28. throw a punch
29. do magic
30. like your friends
31. enjoy p*rn
32. eat a really hot curry
33. get to the point
34. buy plain envelopes
35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
38. avoid credit card debt
39. dive into a pool
40. assemble furniture
41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb
42. set a video recorder
43. not try and change you
44. watch a war film
45. understand why flirting results in violence
46. spend a day by themselves
47. go to the toilet by themselves
48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket
49. choose a video quickly
50. get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

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1 thing men can't do right : Anything.

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Originally posted by RedDragon
1 thing men can't do right : Anything.

in a womans eyes..!!!!

but really we are the epitamy of perfection..!!!! :D wellk i speak for myself at least ;)

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and hey, number 41..!!!! you obviously dont look around when you are driving :D

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hey my wife can do a few of them ...oer does that mean she? urghyukkk haven't checked for a while but sure she was a woman!! dam there was that time she spent a few days in hospital then come out and wanted me to call her Frank I thought it was just a phase:confused: :eek: ...lol

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in a womans eyes..!!!!

And that's what matters most mate. :)

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Originally posted by RedDragon


And that's what matters most mate. :)


nah its not.


no.17 made me laugh the most

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hahahah what you mean they aint true? There ALL true ever one :-D

aspecialy number 45.

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RD are you a girl? or at least gay? :p

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Only for you mate, only for you.

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OI red i find you cheating on me again ya basti!!! this will be the last time

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Sorry man..seems I hax in relationships as well. :(

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HeHe Kills When i phone my GF up i always ask for Frank:D

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lmao...

No 2 is my wife:

"what did he say when i said what did that guy say"

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RD you 2 time peice o shite no roleplay involving sheep and midgets for you tonight :(

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*puts oompa loompa costume away* :(

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Yer yu can forget about the padle and gimp suit aswell

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:cool: this




Edited :Not really appropriate mincer will be giving you a slap...lol

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:D but its fun trying to get them to do it:D

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lmao mince........:-D :cool:

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:confused: eh? :confused:

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sorry Buch his pic had to be deleted...was very funny though am sure he will send you it if you ask nicely...lol

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Probably Buch in his oompa loompa spanking uniform. We all know what that looks like. :rolleyes:

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LOL. ic i ont realy wana see it ;). RD you knows what it looks like ;)

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What do you mean you don't want to see it? Don't make me drag up the pictures and video we made. *cough*

By the way, I want half your money, the house, and the car. You can have the kids.

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OI you said you would have the kids. I dont want em all they do is puke up and **** all over the place. Ill pay yah to take em off me hands (ie :shot: :shot: ) :D