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Gmand
02-08-2006, 13:27
Dear Technical Support,



18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking
Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there
are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution
was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.



To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with
several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and
Playboy 6.9.



Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.



I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs
and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for
several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend
1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.



I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that
this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0
tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with
FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2006.



Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0
could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were
automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They
then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.



Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail
filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These
latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the
problem is.



Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating
regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle
Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.



Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off.



Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2006, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2006, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Crazy Ivan
02-08-2006, 14:17
:D :devil: